Monday, 7 February 2011

Welcome To Gravesend



Here's a song called WELCOME TO GRAVESEND by the quite average pop band called UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN who are from the United Kingdom.



WELCOME TO GRAVESEND



People walking dogs in crumbling parts of town

Making conversation...spreading germs around

Children buying ice-cream from a foreign man

Somewhere in a back street...from a scruffy van



Lucy buys a postcard and scribbles a 'hello'

To a friend in Bolton...someone she used to know

A toddler in a high-chair spews Weetabix en-masse

Life goes on around me...and memories are crass



Two friends are in a cafe...Mary and Suzanne

Suzie had a little roast beef

Mary had a little lamb

A waitress took a snapshot and I forgot to smile

3 months is a long time...and memories are vile



A midwife parks illegally on a double yellow line

A traffic-warden sees her...and dishes out another fine



A little girl buys cat-food from a shop called Pets At Home

Life still goes on around me...on a mobile phone

Tarpaulin on some scaffolding is flapping in the breeze

Men fight inside a chip-shop...called The Seven Seas



An old lady spends her vouchers at the checkout with a friend

Huh

Is this what I wake up for?



Welcome To Gravesend

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Poor Little Baby by Valentina Morotova




POOR LITTLE BABY

Poor little baby...your head has resigned
Poor little baby...and so has your mind
Poor little baby..you were my best friend
Now things are crazy...our friendship must end

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

I dyed my my hair red...to get on your show
My lines were well read...but I didn't know
That you were waiting...to rip me to shreds
To leave me hanging..by sinews and threads

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

You were my best friend...we met every day
You stole my boyfriend...and now you must pay
Outside the milk bar...you ask for a light
Forget the smoke, bitch, I just wanna fight

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

So now I stand here...with my boot in your face
I'm Valentina..and you're a disgrace
I'm gonna kill ya..oh dear..what a crime
You started first, dear, you took what was mine

Poor Little baby
Poor Little Lady

Monday, 3 May 2010

Elation Day by UFK



Elation Day
I'm so happy I'm walking on air
I'm so happy My friends are all there
I'm so happy I'm climbing the walls
I'm so happy I'm having it all

I'm so frantic I'm swinging from trees
It's romantic I'm easy to please
I'm so happy I've lost my despair
Time for changes I'm cutting my hair

When I was lonely I lived in a void
I screamed at demons I was annoyed
No-one knew me And nobody cared
They looked right through me
Nobody cared

Oh I'm so happy My life is a thrill
I've lost that desire To go out and kill
It came so quickly Out of the blue
It made me happy and it could work for YOU!!!!

Monday, 26 April 2010

The Second-Largest Second-Hand Bookshop In England


THE SECOND-HAND BOOK-SHOP HAS OPENED IT'S DOORS WE'VE GOT LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF NOVELS
ON THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
CHECK PAPERBACK WRITERS TO READ ON THE TRAIN
YOU KNOW IT GETS LONELY ON THE TUBE
... See more
SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE MIND
COME IN AND LOOK...SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND
BOOKS ABOUT CHEESE AND DISEASES THAT KILL BEES SECOND-HAND BOOKS AND SOME HAVE BEEN SIGNED

WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR THE GARDENERS THEY CAN FOLLOW THE PLOT
OUR CRIME SECTION'S DWINDLING SWIFTLY
THE SHOPLIFTERS ARE HOT
THE GOOD PREGNANCY GUIDEBOOK IS LONG OVERDUE BUT YOU KNOW IT GETS THERE IN THE END

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
COME IN AND LOOK STAY OUT OF THE RAIN
BOOKS ABOUT TRUE LOVE YOU'LL FIND THEM IN FICTION SECOND-HAND BOOKS FOR YOUR ENTERTAIN....MENT

THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
A MINOR CELEBRITY CAME TO OPEN THE DOORS
HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FAMOUS
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
I THINK HE READ CATCHER IN THE RYE

WE'VE GOT PICTURESQUE POSTCARDS WITH COTTAGES THATCHED
WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR UNTRAINED VIOLINISTS
WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED
TAKE A BOOK ON VACATION
BUT BUY IT HERE FIRST
YOU KNOW IT HELPS TO PAY THE RENT

SECOND-HAND BOOKS, SOME IN LARGE PRINT
UTOPIAN TALES IN MYOPIAN HINT
BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH PECULIAR LIFESTYLES SECOND-HAND BOOKS , SOME WORTH A MINT

AT OUR SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP ALL YOUR SEARCHES ARE MATCHED
ALL MANUSCRIPTS PROFILED AND PACKAGED AND DULY DESPATCHED
COME ON IN FOR A HARDBACK
TAKE YOUR DUSTJACKETS OFF
DON'T PUSH YOUR GRAMMAR OFF THE SYLLABUS

SECOND-HAND BOOKS JUST OPENED THIS WEEK
BOOKS ON ALL SUBJECTS IN LATIN AND GREEK
ESCAPE FROM THE RAT-RACE
YOU CAN PUT ON A BOLD FACE
SECOND-HAND BOOKS, AND SOME ARE ANTIQUE

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GIVE YOUR WIFE A SURPRISE
WITH LORD OF THE RINGS AND LORD OF THE FLIES
WE'RE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE DELIVERY STORE
CALLED GRATE EXPECTATIONS
SECOND-HAND BOOKS PLEASE COME IN AND BUY

Monday, 15 February 2010

The Second-Largest Second-Hand BookShop in England

The second-hand bookshop
Has just opened it's doors
We've got literally thousands of novels
On three voluminous floors
Check paper-back writers
To read on the train
You know it gets lonely on the tube

Second-hand books...good for the mind
Come in and look...see what you can find
Books about cheese
And diseases that kill bees
Second-hand books..and some have been signed

We've got books for the gardeners
They can follow the plot
Our crime section's dwindling swiftly
The shop-lifters are hot
The Good Pregnancy Guidebook
Is well overdue
But you know it gets there in the end

Second-hand books...good for the brain
Come in and look...stay out of the rain
Books about true love
You'll find them in fiction
Second-hand books...for your entertain......ment

The second-hand bookshop
On three voluminous floors
A minor celebrity came
To open the doors
He's not actually famous
But that's not the point
I think he read 'Catcher In The Rye'

We've got picturesque postcards
With cottages thatched
We have books for untrained violinists
With no strings attached
Take a book on vacation
But buy it here first
'Cos you know it helps to pay the rent

Second-hand books...some in LARGE PRINT
Utopian tales with myopian hint
Books about people
With peculiar lifestyles
Second-hand books..and some worth a mint

At our second-hand bookshop
All your searches are matched
All manuscripts profiled and packaged
And duly despatched
Come on in for a hard-back
Take your dust-jackets off
Don't push your grammar...off the syllabus

Second-hand books...just opened this week
Books on all subjects in Latin and Greek
Escape from the rat-race
You can put on a bold face
Second-hand books..and some are antique

Second-hand books...give your wife a surprise
With Lord of the Rings...or Lord of the Flies
We're next to the fireplace delivery store
Called 'Grate Expectations'
Second-hand books...COME IN AND BUY!!!!

Thursday, 29 October 2009

Let's Pull Down All The Buildings

"Let's Pull Down All The Buildings" (for Aveling and Porter)

Oh, I tried to understand the story of the man with the clip-board
from corridors in town
His eyes were as grey as the slate in the tiles on the roof of the church
Before they pulled it down
He sat every Monday with the Planning Committee
Drawing stripes on projections of our wonderful city
Flip-Charts bent double with ripening schemes
Then water the cactus and it's off to the wine bar

To talk about Annual Reports in conversation
Compulsory Purchase with light compensation
They couldn't recall who sang "My Generation"
It's yesterday's music so it bears no relation

Let's Pull Down All The Buildings
Because they stand in the way
We have big plans for the future
They don't include yesterday

Oh, I tried to comprehend the reason why they buzzed round a desk
On a regular basis
To talk with the men from the Supreme side of town
To assess corporation and enforced uniformity
It came back to me in the flash of a frenzy
The buildings are gone but we still have the memory
Spending our days with the ghost of our past
There's no time at all between memories and reality

Let's Pull Down All The Buildings
Because they stand in the way
We have big plans for the future
They don't include yesterday

Monday, 5 October 2009

Getting My Own Back(On You) by Unlucky Fried Kitten

Getting My Own Back (On You) by Unlucky Fried Kitten

You came to my concert, you stood at the front
You used to be lovely, now you're a ****
You used to be trendy and rich as a bank
Now you are potless, you ain't worth a ****

Getting my own back
Getting my own back
Getting my own back...on you

We met in the juniors, yeah, we were so young
We started a pop band, with songs that we sung
You were the singer, you stood at the front
Now you're a loser, and you are a ****

Getting my own back
Getting my own back
Getting my own back...on you