Monday 26 April 2010

The Second-Largest Second-Hand Bookshop In England


THE SECOND-HAND BOOK-SHOP HAS OPENED IT'S DOORS WE'VE GOT LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF NOVELS
ON THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
CHECK PAPERBACK WRITERS TO READ ON THE TRAIN
YOU KNOW IT GETS LONELY ON THE TUBE
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SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE MIND
COME IN AND LOOK...SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND
BOOKS ABOUT CHEESE AND DISEASES THAT KILL BEES SECOND-HAND BOOKS AND SOME HAVE BEEN SIGNED

WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR THE GARDENERS THEY CAN FOLLOW THE PLOT
OUR CRIME SECTION'S DWINDLING SWIFTLY
THE SHOPLIFTERS ARE HOT
THE GOOD PREGNANCY GUIDEBOOK IS LONG OVERDUE BUT YOU KNOW IT GETS THERE IN THE END

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
COME IN AND LOOK STAY OUT OF THE RAIN
BOOKS ABOUT TRUE LOVE YOU'LL FIND THEM IN FICTION SECOND-HAND BOOKS FOR YOUR ENTERTAIN....MENT

THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
A MINOR CELEBRITY CAME TO OPEN THE DOORS
HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FAMOUS
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
I THINK HE READ CATCHER IN THE RYE

WE'VE GOT PICTURESQUE POSTCARDS WITH COTTAGES THATCHED
WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR UNTRAINED VIOLINISTS
WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED
TAKE A BOOK ON VACATION
BUT BUY IT HERE FIRST
YOU KNOW IT HELPS TO PAY THE RENT

SECOND-HAND BOOKS, SOME IN LARGE PRINT
UTOPIAN TALES IN MYOPIAN HINT
BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH PECULIAR LIFESTYLES SECOND-HAND BOOKS , SOME WORTH A MINT

AT OUR SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP ALL YOUR SEARCHES ARE MATCHED
ALL MANUSCRIPTS PROFILED AND PACKAGED AND DULY DESPATCHED
COME ON IN FOR A HARDBACK
TAKE YOUR DUSTJACKETS OFF
DON'T PUSH YOUR GRAMMAR OFF THE SYLLABUS

SECOND-HAND BOOKS JUST OPENED THIS WEEK
BOOKS ON ALL SUBJECTS IN LATIN AND GREEK
ESCAPE FROM THE RAT-RACE
YOU CAN PUT ON A BOLD FACE
SECOND-HAND BOOKS, AND SOME ARE ANTIQUE

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GIVE YOUR WIFE A SURPRISE
WITH LORD OF THE RINGS AND LORD OF THE FLIES
WE'RE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE DELIVERY STORE
CALLED GRATE EXPECTATIONS
SECOND-HAND BOOKS PLEASE COME IN AND BUY

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