Saturday 15 May 2010

Poor Little Baby by Valentina Morotova




POOR LITTLE BABY

Poor little baby...your head has resigned
Poor little baby...and so has your mind
Poor little baby..you were my best friend
Now things are crazy...our friendship must end

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

I dyed my my hair red...to get on your show
My lines were well read...but I didn't know
That you were waiting...to rip me to shreds
To leave me hanging..by sinews and threads

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

You were my best friend...we met every day
You stole my boyfriend...and now you must pay
Outside the milk bar...you ask for a light
Forget the smoke, bitch, I just wanna fight

Poor Little Baby
Poor Little Lady

So now I stand here...with my boot in your face
I'm Valentina..and you're a disgrace
I'm gonna kill ya..oh dear..what a crime
You started first, dear, you took what was mine

Poor Little baby
Poor Little Lady

Monday 3 May 2010

Elation Day by UFK



Elation Day
I'm so happy I'm walking on air
I'm so happy My friends are all there
I'm so happy I'm climbing the walls
I'm so happy I'm having it all

I'm so frantic I'm swinging from trees
It's romantic I'm easy to please
I'm so happy I've lost my despair
Time for changes I'm cutting my hair

When I was lonely I lived in a void
I screamed at demons I was annoyed
No-one knew me And nobody cared
They looked right through me
Nobody cared

Oh I'm so happy My life is a thrill
I've lost that desire To go out and kill
It came so quickly Out of the blue
It made me happy and it could work for YOU!!!!

Monday 26 April 2010

The Second-Largest Second-Hand Bookshop In England


THE SECOND-HAND BOOK-SHOP HAS OPENED IT'S DOORS WE'VE GOT LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF NOVELS
ON THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
CHECK PAPERBACK WRITERS TO READ ON THE TRAIN
YOU KNOW IT GETS LONELY ON THE TUBE
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SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE MIND
COME IN AND LOOK...SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND
BOOKS ABOUT CHEESE AND DISEASES THAT KILL BEES SECOND-HAND BOOKS AND SOME HAVE BEEN SIGNED

WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR THE GARDENERS THEY CAN FOLLOW THE PLOT
OUR CRIME SECTION'S DWINDLING SWIFTLY
THE SHOPLIFTERS ARE HOT
THE GOOD PREGNANCY GUIDEBOOK IS LONG OVERDUE BUT YOU KNOW IT GETS THERE IN THE END

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
COME IN AND LOOK STAY OUT OF THE RAIN
BOOKS ABOUT TRUE LOVE YOU'LL FIND THEM IN FICTION SECOND-HAND BOOKS FOR YOUR ENTERTAIN....MENT

THE SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP THREE VOLUMINOUS FLOORS
A MINOR CELEBRITY CAME TO OPEN THE DOORS
HE'S NOT ACTUALLY FAMOUS
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
I THINK HE READ CATCHER IN THE RYE

WE'VE GOT PICTURESQUE POSTCARDS WITH COTTAGES THATCHED
WE'VE GOT BOOKS FOR UNTRAINED VIOLINISTS
WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED
TAKE A BOOK ON VACATION
BUT BUY IT HERE FIRST
YOU KNOW IT HELPS TO PAY THE RENT

SECOND-HAND BOOKS, SOME IN LARGE PRINT
UTOPIAN TALES IN MYOPIAN HINT
BOOKS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH PECULIAR LIFESTYLES SECOND-HAND BOOKS , SOME WORTH A MINT

AT OUR SECOND-HAND BOOKSHOP ALL YOUR SEARCHES ARE MATCHED
ALL MANUSCRIPTS PROFILED AND PACKAGED AND DULY DESPATCHED
COME ON IN FOR A HARDBACK
TAKE YOUR DUSTJACKETS OFF
DON'T PUSH YOUR GRAMMAR OFF THE SYLLABUS

SECOND-HAND BOOKS JUST OPENED THIS WEEK
BOOKS ON ALL SUBJECTS IN LATIN AND GREEK
ESCAPE FROM THE RAT-RACE
YOU CAN PUT ON A BOLD FACE
SECOND-HAND BOOKS, AND SOME ARE ANTIQUE

SECOND-HAND BOOKS GIVE YOUR WIFE A SURPRISE
WITH LORD OF THE RINGS AND LORD OF THE FLIES
WE'RE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE DELIVERY STORE
CALLED GRATE EXPECTATIONS
SECOND-HAND BOOKS PLEASE COME IN AND BUY

Monday 15 February 2010

The Second-Largest Second-Hand BookShop in England

The second-hand bookshop
Has just opened it's doors
We've got literally thousands of novels
On three voluminous floors
Check paper-back writers
To read on the train
You know it gets lonely on the tube

Second-hand books...good for the mind
Come in and look...see what you can find
Books about cheese
And diseases that kill bees
Second-hand books..and some have been signed

We've got books for the gardeners
They can follow the plot
Our crime section's dwindling swiftly
The shop-lifters are hot
The Good Pregnancy Guidebook
Is well overdue
But you know it gets there in the end

Second-hand books...good for the brain
Come in and look...stay out of the rain
Books about true love
You'll find them in fiction
Second-hand books...for your entertain......ment

The second-hand bookshop
On three voluminous floors
A minor celebrity came
To open the doors
He's not actually famous
But that's not the point
I think he read 'Catcher In The Rye'

We've got picturesque postcards
With cottages thatched
We have books for untrained violinists
With no strings attached
Take a book on vacation
But buy it here first
'Cos you know it helps to pay the rent

Second-hand books...some in LARGE PRINT
Utopian tales with myopian hint
Books about people
With peculiar lifestyles
Second-hand books..and some worth a mint

At our second-hand bookshop
All your searches are matched
All manuscripts profiled and packaged
And duly despatched
Come on in for a hard-back
Take your dust-jackets off
Don't push your grammar...off the syllabus

Second-hand books...just opened this week
Books on all subjects in Latin and Greek
Escape from the rat-race
You can put on a bold face
Second-hand books..and some are antique

Second-hand books...give your wife a surprise
With Lord of the Rings...or Lord of the Flies
We're next to the fireplace delivery store
Called 'Grate Expectations'
Second-hand books...COME IN AND BUY!!!!